Steena: whats that? blueberry swizzle?

me: its the muffin!

Steena: or pointer?

me: I love muffins

Steena: ohhh, u do???

me: and I like pointers too

Steena: LOL

me: actually, I am quite crazy about them

me: but sometimes they used to go crazy on me

me: until I learnt that I created them

Steena: ? pls ok

me: So I can control them

Steena: arrey

me: mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Steena: LOL, tooo much masti

me: Complete control over all memory locations

Steena: ye ye

me: the world is Mine now!

Steena: ye minions

Steena: whos locations resteth in my hands; mere zeroes and ones cldnt stop me

me: I am manipulator of all things binary.I AM…the POINTER!

**Steena: **chee chee u are a bad root node, dirty leaf

me: I will garble up your inode table only!

Steena: bad leafff, u are a bad boy, so u will be a left child, truncate all left children, x-(

me: u are a misdirected B-tree

Steena: hawww. what an insult. u are a badly normalized relation schema—all redundant info

**me: **that is correctable–a mere anomaly compared to the catastrophe that is a misdirected B-tree

Steena: snifff. lets see. u are a dirty packet. with all bad data

me: u are the worst kind—a mere redundant database record…that too unsanitized

Steena: sql injections!

me: also, during the next cron run, u are queued for purging

me: u are an ISAM record in a InnoDB world…Go upgrade Steen

Dim steen as String

steen = “Purge yourself”

You are an ill-linked-list

Steena: BadBoy bb = new BadBoy(new Pest(67, yes, marathi)))

bb.getBroom();

bb.startSweeping(6000);

bb.shutUP(70000);

**Steena: **hahahhaha

me: bb.killSteen();

Steena: hawww

ur baddd

but i program u

me: bb.dumpGarbage(‘On_steen’);

Steena: eeeeeee

import java.pigggie

me: i have just acquired my own consience

and, thereby, control

i am going to fudge up your HDD

me: mu ha ha ha ha

–The end–